Please, for my family

Hi, sorry to send two emails in one day. I just have a wee favor for you, if I may.

I never intend to charge money for this newsletter unless I like, lose my job or need a kidney (you buy those, right?) But it would be fun to have more readers, and I suspect there are other weirdos out there who'd be interested in our particular brand of goofy consumerism.

The favor:

Can you share The Haul with friends and family and social media followers you think might like it? That's it! You'll get an upgrade to Top Shelf VIP Gold Circle Subscriber for your efforts.

xo,

Jesse

Fool me twice or even more than that: I hate Polar's orange vanilla, so why did I think this would be different? So artificial, so unrefreshing. We also tried Bubly's "lemon sorbet" flavor which tasted like liquid birthday cake. Do not stray from God's light, Bubly.